When trying to woo a person, make sure you show them just how much you love them. They really enjoy it if you become overly obsessive. It shows them how much you care  that way there are no mixed signals. 

When taking cough syrup and trying to wash away the taste with Cheeze Its, swallow the cough syrup before putting Cheeze Its in your mouth. 

Just thought people should know because obviously I didn’t know.

Your parents have sex.

I know, it’s disturbing, but they have sex. That’s how you were born.

The end.

Don’t say BTW in every day conversation. People will judge you. People will stare at you oddly. 

Btw, I still say it in every day conversation.

You should probably wear clothes.

People stare at you oddly if you do not wear clothes because it’s not appropriate which I don’t understand. You were born naked, why not be naked whenever possible? Wearing clothes all the time seems like an extreme to me. But who wants to be stared at oddly constantly? Not me… 

Music and homework do not mix. Some people say that music helps them focus better, but I call bullshit on these people. I CAN’T concentrate with music because I will singalong, or dance, or just start tapping along. 

Music. And. Homework. Do. Not. Mix.

The end.

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